It's Alyssa. I'm hysterical. You're welcome.

germball:

if anyone ever asks me what orange is the new black is about i will send them these pictures without any context or explanation 

(via jazzhandsy)

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darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

(via jazzhandsy)

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michaxl:

haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie

(Source: michaxl, via jazzhandsy)

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(Source: 2000ish, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

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smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

(Source: owmeex, via sillymittens)

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ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

(via kanyes)

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