It's Alyssa. I'm hysterical. You're welcome.

thehuglife:

This is my new favorite non threatening threat

(via theend-of-allthings)

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So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

(via mrfoxinsockssir)

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religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

(via meh-riana)

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